Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on thecomputer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on ourengagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see anyone before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar whyare you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Boss : Where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab.
Boss : Which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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